It's the bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, 3-2 count (aka last call). You step up to the plate (the bar) and eye down the pitcher (bartender). He serves you up a ferocious fastball (a beer) and you knock it out of the park (chug it). This is how it will feel to order a drink in your brand new Not Leaving Sober baseball jersey. Baseball season is HERE!
